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Episode 1:

"I’M JUST HERE FOR THE PAYCHECK"

Monday, 8:02 AM | From Vanessa’s Office

BREAKING NEWS—Monday has happened again, and morale is at an all-time low.

Vanessa, stuck at her desk at InsureYou, stares blankly at her inbox, reminding herself of the only reason she’s here: direct deposit.

Mood Check:

  • Half-asleep? ✅

  • Fake-smiling at coworkers? ✅

  • Dreaming about quitting but realizing rent is due? ✅

Across the street, the employees at Elise Nicole—the pinnacle of fashion, power, and everything Vanessa wants—glide into their sleek, high-rise office while she drowns in insurance paperwork and passive-aggressive emails from her boss.

And then there’s Damon Weiz, the CEO making headlines for all the wrong (and sometimes right) reasons. Recently promoted after a PR disaster, he’s now searching for fresh talent to shake things up at Elise Nicole.

Vanessa watches from her café window, sipping her coffee, wondering:
💭 “What would it take for me to leave and finally take the leap of faith?”

One thing’s for sure—this insurance job is temporary. She just needs to figure out how to make her mark in fashion before she loses her mind.

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